Top 10 Most “Batman” Pantendo Characters

BECAUSE I’M BATMAN


Proceed with caution. The footage you are about to view may scar you. You won’t walk away from this episode the same. It may well be the weirdest thing we’ve ever done (and YES, that includes our Octodad skits). Today we’re taking a look at who the most “Batman” characters are that have graced Nintendo consoles. You’ll see what we mean!

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Top 10 Switch Bombshell Announcements

If we can live through ten bombshells like these ones, we can face just about anything.


For a full hour last week, Nintendo streamed live from the stage in Kyoto and presented us with announcement after announcement regarding their new home console, Nintendo Switch. We learned the console’s price, release date, online capabilities, Joy-Con technology, and much, much more. But which of these huge pieces of news do we regard as the most important? And which announcements are we remembering fondly, rather than with a sour taste? Watch this video for a complete rundown on the ten most important moments of the January Switch Presentation!

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TBC Direct: Switch Presentation!

Too bad Simeon had to go deal with that stranger from another dimension… in other news, Glen’s sharp face and soothing voice make their internet debut!


We’re here to discuss every aspect of Nintendo’s full Switch unveiling from the January Presentation! Launch details? Games? Hidden features? We’ll discuss every bit. Jump in the chat and let us know what you think of Nintendo’s new console coming in March!

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Switch Presentation – Knee Jerk Reactions!

The hype train was real… it barrelled through here and plowed us over. Man oh man!


Catch the TBC Direct LIVE STREAM tomorrow

Scott is hot off the Switch hype from Nintendo’s full presentation! What a whirlwind of announcements. This is his knee-jerk reactions, recorded literally minutes after Nintendo’s live stream ended. He’s pretty happy about the console’s features, hardware, release date, and games… but some of those prices? OUCH! What did you think of Nintendo’s announcements made from the stage in Kyoto?
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Last Minute Switch Predictions

Mark our words… MARK THEM!!!


With Nintendo fully revealing the Nintendo Switch TONIGHT, we couldn’t be more hyped! This is officially our last chance to make predictions pertaining to the launch of the console, its hidden features, and what we might see accompany the hardware at launch! Pass the time waiting for the Presentation by watching this episode and dropping your OWN predictions in the comments section! Related blog: 6 Ways Nintendo Can Nail the Switch Presentation https://twobuttoncrew.com/2017/01/08/6-ways-nintendo-can-nail-the-switch-presentation/

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What’s up with Super Nintendo World?

Free tickets to Japan, Super Nintendo World, and the Tokyo Olympics please. Thanks, Nintendo!


After a great period of silence, Nintendo is finally lifting the curtain a little bit on their theme park! It’s Super Nintendo World, coming to Universal Studios Japan in 2020, just in time for the Tokyo Olympics. These parks will feature Nintendo’s most famous mascots with rides, merchandise, restaurants, and “interactive attractions” featuring the likes of Mario and Zelda! We discuss the latest news, most recent piece of concept art, and the patience needed when dealing with theme parks.

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Should Sakurai Quit Smash Bros?

You know you’re messed up when you gotta use a third party controller. :(


We love Sakurai, the director of Smash Bros. There’s no question about that. But we do have some real concerns about him that range from the health of his body to the way he manages his employees. It might actually be the case that developing Smash Bros. games isn’t the best thing for him, or for his company! We are going to examine the issue from each angle and do our best to come to an objective conclusion: Should Sakurai quit?

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Games that Would Be Perfect for Switch!

Isn’t it great to see an episode fully hosted by members of the greater Crew body? That intro sure seems out of place though…


The January Switch Presentation is right around the corner, in which Nintendo will fully unveil their new home/portable console hybrid. A huge portion of this presentation is going to be fully dedicated to the games that surround the console’s launch window, because we gamers have to know what software is going to support this new hardware! After all, we only know of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, an unnamed Mario adventure, and a few third-party titles that belong to publishers who have been sworn to secrecy. It’s time to take a close look at what games belong on the Switch as a perfect fit – games that will take advantage of this console’s unique abilities!

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6 Ways Nintendo Can Nail the Switch Presentation

In less than a week, Nintendo will be blowing the lid off the Nintendo Switch secrecy container and giving us a complete look at their upcoming console. Nintendo fans are getting an early-E3 gift this year because Nintendo isn’t waiting until the industry’s standard slot for big reveals – they’re launching the console before the summer!

We’re going to see the Switch’s launch games, release date, pricing, and hidden features in just a matter of days.

Like any good Nintendo fan, I’m crossing my fingers for the Big N and hoping that they smash this Presentation out of the park. They’ll be taking the stage and streaming live from Japan (that’s why the broadcast is coming to us at such an odd, late time of night on a Thursday) – and they’re a bit out of practice on the live show front.

I’m relieved to hear that they’re stepping up to the plate and introducing some showmanship to their full Switch unveiling, but I’m equally nervous. Nintendo’s president, Kimishima, has had next to no contact with Nintendo fans since he stepped into the late Iwata’s office. Reggie and Aonuma have been appearing mostly in recorded formats, where multiple takes are allowed to get messaging across right… but not so on a live broadcast. On Reggie’s live appearance with Jimmy Fallon, you could feel a lot of that nervousness in his presentation and hear the stuttering that comes with a lack of practice.

I hope everyone is rehearsing right now – that should be priority #1.

Misgivings aside, what will be the most important part of the presentation is the information, and I’ve arranged a simple list of things Nintendo can do to knock this one out of the park. Their initial reveal trailer was well-crafted and received positively, so here’s what they can do to maintain that momentum and keep the positive buzz around their console-portable hybrid:

Virtual Console Done Right

The launch lineup needs to be strong in quality, but I’ve grown to expect only a handful of games. On a console which almost surely cannot be backwards-compatible via hardware, the VC service is going to need to step in and keep us busy on our shiny new Switches.

Library

The Virtual Console should be the Netflix of gaming.

Something has to be done about the historically abysmal Virtual Console library. The slow drip-feed of mediocre games with email notifications sent weekly just isn’t doing it – and surely Nintendo’s digital sales figures reflect that.
Open this thing up, Nintendo! I would encourage the company to look at a subscription model as opposed to piecemeal sales. The VC should be the Netflix of gaming, where we’re sending them $10 a month to have access to a growing catalog. I guarantee their profits would increase.

Purchase History

If they make me repurchase my digital games one more time, I’ll… well, I won’t. I’ve already boycotted the SNES games on 3DS and I’m sending the message that I won’t double dip for them.

You must reward your loyal customers, not punish them for being early adopters.

Emulation

The NES Classic Edition blows Wii U out of the water as far as emulation goes – the NERD team at Nintendo (Nintendo Europe Research & Development) nailed it, and I don’t think I’ll be able to go back to the dim and muddy appearance of Nintendo’s other methods. Let’s not go halfway with the Switch – go all out and make it a service worth paying for!

Muti-SKU Positioning

Do you forget sometimes, that Wii U was sold in Basic and Deluxe models at launch? This was a new move for Nintendo, but it certainly paid off. What may have seemed like a really high entry price at $350 instead seemed like a worthy upgrade over the Basic console. And what true Nintendo fan (who actually watches these presentations) wants to be “basic”? Sure, the white Wii U sold a handful of consoles but it was primarily there for positioning, and I can’t blame Nintendo for implementing that marketing tactic. In fact, I think it’s smart. It provides a logical choice for casual and hardcore fans alike – and consumers love having choices between product models.

I hope Nintendo continues this trend and offers Basic and Deluxe switch packages.

The basic one would have a console with less storage, Joy-Cons, and a tech-demo game (think Wii Sports/Nintendo Land) packed in, while the deluxe version would have larger storage, a Joy-Con grip, and Breath of the Wild packed in.

Zelda at Launch

Nothing has been more frustrating to me than the messaging around this game’s release. Nintendo announced this game in 2014 and has sent nothing but mixed signals since then, delaying the game, saying trust us this will be out in 2015 just after Star Fox (also delayed) and delaying it again. Fine – I actually believe that delays can actually benefit a game – but they STILL aren’t committing to March for us to see Zelda! Yet. It needs to be confirmed for Switch launch day and release on Wii U at the same time.

I don’t even need a whole lot of coverage on the game during this presentation – we’ve been seeing more and more of it for a few years now. It was the only thing at E3. We’re just ready for the game to be available to purchase! The ambiguous “2017” release date that they’ve been very careful to not expound on has got me worried. In order to nail this Switch Presentation, Nintendo needs to confirm that the development is not in fact as troubled as it seems. Imagine the negative buzz around yet another Breath of the Wild delay.

Leave Handholding to the Parents

Alright Nintendo – in the Switch reveal trailer you marketed this console to adults, so you won’t be restricting our online communication, RIGHT?

If they want this game to be popular with the crowd that it looks like they’re targeting, then let’s see it. Let’s see this console come unrestricted out of the box – voice chat, parties, etc. All the features that have been staples in competing products for the last decades.

If parents want to implement controls – great – let them. It is their job, not Nintendo’s.

Preorders The Day Following

Rather self-explanatory. No one is going to want to run out to their store at midnight on a Thursday evening with work the next day – but Friday, that’s a different story! We’re gonna be all hyped up on the Switch from the Presentation and Nintendo better be ready to receive our money! (Well, the retailers – but  you know what I mean.)

Over-Produce

This is absolutely critical. Most of Nintendo’s missteps in the last few years have been production related.

  • Pokemon Go Plus
  • amiibo
  • NES Classic Edition

That bullet list right there represents literally millions of dollars left on the table (and/or scooped up by scalpers) due to under-production.

Nintendo’s been playing far too conservative with their production runs.

They have the capital, so they need to make more of these consoles. 2 million worldwide (the rumored figure) is not enough at launch – the Switch reveal trailer already has that many views! Sure, not everyone who watches the video will get one at launch but the same can be said in reverse for the people that will buy it who have not yet watched the trailer.

Up that number. Fill those shelves. Not being able to get a Switch on launch-day when you’re a die-hard Nintendo fan would be a huge red-flag, and that’s what has happened with the aforementioned hardware launches!


And those are my thoughts! I think my blog post came across in a negative tone, but I’m actually truly excited for this presentation. I think Nintendo will nail it, and I think they’ll surprise me to boot.

Of course, stay tuned at TBC for full coverage of the event. We’ll be making shows and live streaming this weekend!

There’s Two Wires!

This is probably the absolute peak of gaming fun. That’s it – we’ve reached the pinnacle. It’s all down-hill from here.


We don’t have a good explanation for this episode – we really don’t. Let’s just say that a little gem from Simeon and Scott’s past has popped up again, so they’re revisiting a pair of games that brought them a great deal of joy one decade ago. Watch them fumble through the flash games “Double Wire” and “There’s Two Wires” and then try for yourself! Double Wire: http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/doublewires.jsp There’s 2 Wires: http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/therestwowires.jsp

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Zelda: Skyward Sword Review (Wii)

“Yeah, I think it would be great if we totally forgot about the pointer on the Wii Remote and arbitrarily used motion controls…! Dahur!” – Skyward Sword Developers


After battling the game for around a year, Simeon finally declared defeat over the evil Demise and saved Hyrule. It wasn’t a quick trip through this Wii classic, but Simeon was noting his experience along the way and he has returned from the journey to tell us all about it. With the game being recently released for download on Wii U’s eShop, this is a great opportunity to see if a revisit to this game is worth it for you!

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What We Want: Smash Tournament Edition

We’d really appreciate it if there were some new default settings… LIKE STOCK MATCHES! GAAAAAAHHHHHH!


We enter a lot of Super Smash Bros. tournaments, and take it from us: the setup is an absolute pain. Oh, we gamers adapt. We make it work. But Nintendo could sure make things easier on their most hardcore fans by throwing us a bone in the form of a tournament special edition of their most competitive franchise: Super Smash Bros. And think about it – this is the perfect time for just such a revision to come into being; as Nintendo is theoretically ramping up their 2014 version for a Switch re-release.

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Why Nintendo Games Retain Value

$50 for Metroid: Other M. Today. You read that right!


Have you ever noticed that the price for Nintendo games just DON’T ever drop? They sit on store shelves for years and cost the same amount that they did at launch time. It’s kind of crazy, especially when compared to the rest of the industry. Nintendo also just released their first Mario game on mobile, and it costs a whopping $10 – incredibly high compared to most of the bargain offerings on that platform. How is it that Nintendo is able to stand apart from the competition and charge more?

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2017 New Years Gaming Resolutions

We are so gonna Smash these goals! Welcome to 2017 everybody!


Goodbye 2016, hello 2017! We did pretty good on our goals from last year, so it’s time to set some all new resolutions for the coming year. And we’re gamers at the core, so each one of our goals is related to bettering ourselves as video game players and Nintendo fans during the next 365 days. We Have recently started playing over watch which is a great game, we even found this website for Overwatch boosting to help make our gaming experience more fun. Did you make any New Year’s Resolutions? What did you think of ours? Let us know in the comments below.

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2016 Game of the Year Awards (Satire)

Can we please just have the Nintendo Switch and move on? D:


Oh 2016, we will miss you… somewhat. It sure wasn’t the best year for Nintendo fans, but maybe it wasn’t the worst, either. (?) We just couldn’t quite take the year seriously enough to try and hand out awards for certain categories like we did in the past, so this year we are taking a completely sarcastic approach. None of these categories that get awards mean anything, but they did get a kick out of us.

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Miyamoto’s High and Low Points

For every time he raised the Master Sword skyward, he is also waved an imaginary flute around by the end of a Wii Remote…


Shigeru Miyamoto is a wonderful man to whom we owe a great debt of gratitude. However, in his many years as part of the game industry, he has had plenty of time to make a few missteps. And they were MAJOR. Miyamoto is someone who should be celebrated but not worshiped as perfect. Oh no – this is one developer who has seen the gamut of success and failure! Join Simeon and Scott as they explore the Japanese developer and creator of Mario’s history, highlighting the lows and the highs.

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What are Second Party Developers?

Ironically, some of the best Nintendo games were made by outside developers.


First party, that’s Nintendo. Third party, that’s everyone else – right? WRONG. There’s an inbetween status that developers can achieve by meeting certain requirements and penning certain deals with the hardware publisher. Tune in as Scott and Simeon investigate the topic, as well as discuss each and every major 2nd party that Nintendo has enlisted.

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Awesome Mario-Themed Rooms!

Props to you if you already have something like this set up at your house. Send us a picture!


Do you ever find yourself wishing that you could step through your TV screen and live in a Nintendo world? We’re not talking about VR today, but rather something more practical. Scott and Simeon are taking a look at the best Mario-themed rooms around, be they bedrooms, garages, or even bathrooms with portables for your pooping pleasure. Anyone can DIY themselves some of these crafts and decorations, so don’t go on living without some Nintendo themed touches in your life!

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VR with Switch & Head-Mount?!

This is probably the most exciting patent filing since the Switch started leaking!


What if Virtual Reality access was a mere plastic-headset away for Nintendo Switch owners? That dream could become a reality thanks to Nintendo’s latest patent filing. The mechanism described simply requires a Switch console to be inserted into a VR headset in order to immerse the gamer into a virtual world. Will the Switch’s specs be up to snuff for VR? Watch Scott and Simeon examine the patent and discuss the possibilities.

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Best Nintendo Christmas Present Reactions

Fun exercise for the day: Decide which children depicted in the videos you would adopt into your family.


Ah, Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year. We’re just a few days away from Nintendo fans all over the globe, tearing into neatly wrapped packages of NES Classic Editions, amiibo, and 3DS consoles. Before that time we’d like to take a few moments and reflect on the past, when some of the most excitable kids in existence received their own Nintendo gifts that left an unforgettable mark on history. We have these children to thank for entertaining us with their over-the-top displays of joy and gratitude. Let’s get in the Christmas spirit and eagerly anticipate the joy that Nintendo gifts bring!

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