Shrine-Hunting in Breath of the Wild


Scott never finished beating all the shrines in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. And there’s one in particular that’s giving him trouble. That’s where you come in! Help Scott finish out his quest to beat all the shrines!

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What’s the ActRaiser Hype About?


We have no idea what this game is, or why it’s so popular, but we’re here to find out. Plus, you get to name your character in this title, and that’s always a hilarious affair.

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Nintendo Should Just Buy _____


Nintendo’s got the money, they have the know-how… now all they need to do is cut the check. We’ve compiled a list of purchases the Big N needs to make in the gaming industry. Development studios. 3rd party characters. Indie franchises. It’s all here, asking to be scooped up by Nintendo!

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Wii Facts You Didn’t Know!


November 19th, 2006. The day that Nintendo disrupted the gaming industry in a massive way. It’s safe to say that almost everyone watching this video owned a Wii at some point, but there were some hidden features and facts about this console that you never knew. UNTIL THIS VERY YOUTUBE VIDEO. Get ready to be mind-blown!

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Switch BRICKED by 3rd Party Docks


Be careful! There are 3rd party docks out there that will break your Switch and destroy your save files forever. But how did this fiasco occur? And whose responsibility is it? Simeon and Scott are here to bring you the scoop.

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Minority Report: Everybody Runs A Masterpiece of Ludo-Narrative Dissonance

Several months ago while at a used game store, my older brother found and bought a copy of Minority Report: Everybody Runs for the GameCube, the licensed tie-in game for the 2002 film, Minority Report. His rationale was that he thought it’d be good for a laugh. Then we more or less forgot about it until a few weeks ago. My two brothers and I were hanging out one evening when Kyle, the aforementioned eldest, suggested we play the game and pass around the controller. Not having anything better to do, we shruggingly agreed. I have to admit, my brother was right: the game is absolutely hilarious in all the wrong ways. Read more Minority Report: Everybody Runs A Masterpiece of Ludo-Narrative Dissonance

Flinthook Review Indie Switch Rougelite

Flinthook is an indie roguelike game for Nintendo Switch. You play as the titular character, a space pirate, as you grapple-hook and blast your way through enemy ships, stealing treasure and taking down bosses along the way.

It’s a great premise, and the execution is pulled off nicely. The first thing you’ll notice about the game is its presentation; upon booting up Flinthook, you’re greeted with an epic chiptune soundtrack cranked up to maximum volume. This game has STYLE, and that persists through its bold, 32-bit (ish) graphics, funny characters, and fast-paced action. The main character is endearing to watch and exciting to play as.

To give you an idea of the gameplay, imagine a Super Mario Bros. game where you have to get from World 1-1 to 1-4 and beat the boss—all on a single life—before you can advance to the next world. But instead of playing as Mario, you’re steamrolling through levels as Samus, and your arsenal includes a plasma blaster, grappling hook, bombs, and more.

There are a couple more systems layered over the basic gameplay, and those are found between bounty runs. In the Black Market, you can spend the treasure you’ve collected on Perks, which are customizable upgrades for your character. You can boost your life, speed, critical hit chances, and much more.

There are also some other side modes included where you can learn more about the story inside the Lore section, play daily challenges, etc. The core game is really solid, so you’ll be compelled to quickly apply some perks and try the game again. Every run, even when you die, is beneficial and will better equip you for your next attempt.

I had a great time advancing through the many challenges of this game. Sadly, I have to point out that I’ve experienced two game-breaking bugs that crashed my Flinthook run and made me lose all progress. One happened after I had just barely managed to defeat a boss and escape with 10HP. The game shut down and I had to do the entire thing over again. I reached out to the developers and wasn’t told a patch was in the works, but hopefully they’ve tracked down the error by now and have it fixed.

The thing I appreciate most about Flinthook is that they took the roguelike genre and tweaked its formula, making it completely fair. This is a skill-based title where the character powers up at the same rate at which the player grows in knowledge and strategy.

I recommend Flinthook to anyone that’s on the fence about it. It blends some of the best elements of roguelikes, platformers, and side-scrolling shooters. It’s got an awesome sense of identity, from the menus to the color palette to the level design. Flinthook gets an 8 out of 10.

Do NOT Buy these Switch Indie Games


While a swath of indie developers are hurrying to get to the gold rush that is Nintendo Switch eShop, that unfortunately means that some stinkers are going to sneak there way in. Scott has been playing Energy Invasion, Energy Balance, and Alteric for review and sadly, he can’t recommend any of them. In this episode, we’ll give you a quick overview of these games and let you know what to watch out for.

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TBC 010: Three is the Unlikeliest Number

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Every day, a new video game is made. Every other day, a sequel is created. But far less often does a THIRD entry see the light of day. That’s the topic of this month’s podcast! Join our panel of four (not three) hosts as we discuss the threequels we’ve missed out on for Nintendo platforms. We also delve into the WHY: why does this happen? What makes the gaming industry such a risky place for a sequel to a sequel? Enjoy the discussion, and give us your thoughts as well!
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The Absurd Nintendo Creators Program


The Nintendo Creators Program is a farce. YouTube content creators have to join this program or face some pretty severe results… the problem is, the program is horrible.

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Should Zelda Go Futuristic?


The Legend of Zelda series has a storied past of—well—doing the same thing over and over again for years. It’s time to shake things up and take Link into the Future, and not keep him in the Past!

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Unboxing & Playing Axiom Verge (Switch)


Axiom Verge is a Metroidvania indie game, and the Multiverse Edition is a physical Switch cartridge with a bunch of goodies packed in. We go hands-on with the game as well as unbox the package to show you all the goodness they contain! This is a good one to add to your collection.

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The Toymaker King A Poem

The King of the Mountains ruled the land
His subjects thrived under his caring hand

The King of the Mountains was full of joy
He loved making toys for every girl and boy

The king’s reign was powerful and long
His years on the throne stretched on and on

The king’s universal acclaim was his boast
But there was one individual who loved him most

This boy grew up in the mountainous kingdom
Enjoying his childhood of toys and freedom

This boy grew up quickly, no longer a child
But his love for the king never became mild

His respect for the king grew as he grew old
And thankfulness kept him warm in the cold

No longer content to be thankful inside
The man would thank the king, he did decide

‘I’ll build a great large monument,’ said he
‘A monument that the whole kingdom will see’

The man dropped everything, his mind made
‘I’ll carve out time to carve every day’

That’s exactly what he did atop a mountain peak
Day after day and long week after long week

Hammer and chisel became his only friends
As he formed a statue out of scraps, odds and ends

It took all he had, his time and all his money
And every single day whether rainy or sunny

He sculpted the monument unto perfection
Only the best would convey his affection

Weeks turned to months with his back bent
Until not only months but three years were spent

The man took a step back and admired his work
‘Wait until the king sees this’ he thought with a smirk

A beautiful likeness of the king returned his smile
A wooden and carefully-crafted lifesize profile

‘I’ll cover up the statue, with a curtain conceal
Then gather up the town for the grand reveal’

The man turned to descend the mountain at last
But what he saw next caused his heart to beat fast

Every peak in the kingdom looked like his own
Monuments all over, paying tribute to the throne

He had been too consumed, too busy to see
That every townsperson had the same idea as he

‘I built a monument, come and see, come and see!
I finished my statue of the king,’ cried he

But his neighbors did not listen, hear or heed
They had monuments, and his they did not need

The man’s eyes fell and he began to plea
‘Just one visit to my statue’ he asked on bent knee

Alone he cried on his mountain, face wet with tears
This wasn’t the outcome he imagined in his worst fears

Hours later, the sun rose and with it a new day
The night had washed the man’s sorrows away

‘I’ll try a different approach, another tactic, something new
I’ll invite the king himself, surely he won’t deny me too’

So he entered the throneroom of the toymaker king
And asked ‘Do you have a moment? I made you something’

The old ruler laughed and shook his head
‘There are bigger monuments all around,’ he said

The man stared blankly and stood in silence
Then walked away like a dog without guidance

‘My hard work wasted, all for nothing, all for nought
My time and efforts were useless’ the man thought

‘To think—I loved that king—how foolish could I be?
There’s no love left for him in my heart, believe you me’

Perhaps the man should have slept on it or waited
But his feet were taking him to the likeness he now hated

‘I’ll unmake the monument he never deserved
Nothing in the king’s image should be preserved!’

He stormed up the mountain and threw his tools aside
Destroying the statue would be the next thing he tried

But something stayed his hand and stopped the blow
A simple thought came into his mind and began to grow

The statue would not stand for the king and his audacity
But it represented his own creativity, talent, and tenacity

Slowly, he realized ‘The king was never the key…’
‘It was the journey itself,’ he urged his heart to agree

‘I became what I wanted to be, what I admired
I became whom I loved, to whom I aspired’

He allowed the pride of his craftsmanship to return
A spark of happiness in his heart began to burn

No longer pleading, the man returned to bent knee
And inscribed below the statue, his initials, TBC

Octodad: Dadliest Catch Review (Switch)

Back when it first came out in 2014, Octodad: Dadliest Catch quickly became one of my favorite indie games of all time.  The goofy premise, inventive gameplay hook, and charming presentation were not only endearing, but felt reminiscent of the creative and experimental cult classics of the GameCube and its contemporaries.  Since its initial release on PC, the game has been ported to just about every system that can run it, including the Nintendo Switch.  So, does the game still measure up on the Switch?

The game follows the story of a clumsy, but well-meaning, father living suburbia.  Despite his best efforts, mayhem and mischief seem to follow him wherever he goes.  Between the strange circumstances and his unwillingness to open up about his mysterious past, his wife, Scarlet, can’t help but suspect something’s amiss.  His past catches up with him, however, as an old enemy attempts to expose his dark secret to his family and the world.

Wait, did I forget to mention the guy’s secretly an octopus in disguise?  Silly me!

Octodad: Dadliest Catch follows the eponymous Octodad as he tries to complete everyday chores without blowing his cover, which is hard for a man with no bones.  As to be expected with a game with such a ludicrous premise, the story is humorous, and sometimes even heartwarming.  The real appeal of the game’s humor, however, is the physics; watching Octodad stumble through the game’s levels, knocking down everything in his path, is sure to bring a smile to anyone fond of slapstick.

The game’s core mechanic is its deliberately awkward controls.  This may sound unappealing at first, but the controls are awkward in a way that feels comfortable, if that makes any sense.  Players control Octodad by manipulating his limbs individually.  This extra layer of abstraction can make even simple tasks like walking not only challenging but amusing as well.  The odd controls do mean this game can get frustrating at points, but not nearly as often as you’d think.

The game’s main campaign is on the short side, with even a leisurely play-through only lasting a few hours.  Fortunately, the game comes with two bonus chapters, which, despite being referred to as “shorts”, are some of the longest levels in the game.  Factor in the three hidden neckties in each level—which are often deviously hard to find—and this game has plenty of replay value.

Unfortunately, the Switch version of this game doesn’t come with any extra bells and whistles.  There’s no support for motion control, which feels like a missed opportunity given the nature of the game.  Instead, the game is played using the analog sticks to position Octodad’s arms and legs.  This is entirely a matter of opinion, but I prefer Octodad with a keyboard and mouse.  The different control schemes both offer a very different feel to the game, with the controller favoring large sweeping movements and the mouse being better at executing small, precise motions.

My biggest issue with this game, however, is the graphics.  While it’s understandable that a few sacrifices would have to be made given the limitations of the Switch’s hardware, the way they cut corners can be downright distracting.  Shadows appear ludicrously pixelated, especially when viewed up close.  It’s so bad at times it looks like the game is censoring parts of the screen.  Other issues are a lack of certain visual effects, such as reflections on mirrors or the absence of rain in one level.  Furthermore, the number of objects and N.P.C.s per level has been reduced, leaving levels overall feeling a bit barren.

Lastly, I should note that this version of the game has crashed on me, but it seems to have been an isolated occurrence.

In the end, Octodad: Dadliest Catch is a great game brimming with charm, and I very much enjoyed having the opportunity to play through it again.  That said, the Switch port isn’t the best version out there due to a lack of control options and scaled-down graphics.  If the Switch is the only system you have that can play it, or if portability is a priority, then it’s definitely still worth getting.  Otherwise, I’d recommend you get it on Steam.

The Man, the Myth, the Mr. N64Josh


N64Josh of Nintendo fandom fame is joining us for this episode! This man is a prolific content creator and collector of Nintendo Switch games. It’s our honor to have him on the show, and we know you’ll become a fan as well!

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Nintendo Quietly Updating Mario Odyssey?


Maybe you are still working through Super Mario Odyssey’s 999 moons! Perhaps you’ve managed to 100% the game… or have you? Who knows! When Nintendo can silently post new Hint Art online without fanfare, all bets are off!

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The Nintendo Experience: Controlling Outside the Box

With Nintendo Labo announced, something that is sure to change the way we view how video games control, I find it appropriate to look back on some of the times that Nintendo flipped game control on its head. Now, obviously, not every time Nintendo ventures into an unexplored frontier is a smashing success, but they are usually the only company “daring” enough to branch out as far as they do. Games like WarioWare: Twisted, Kirby’s Tilt ‘n’ Tumble, and 1-2-Switch brought a whole new dimension to gaming that took the geniuses from the Big N to complete. Today, I will be adding three new games to the Nintendo Experience that challenged the boundaries of what it meant to be “in control”. (If you are not sure what the “Nintendo Experience” is, check out the previous blog posts).

Donkey Konga was Nintendo’s attempt at jumping into the (then-budding) rhythm genre. It was a little more entry-level than staples like Dance Dance Revolution or Guitar Hero, a little more immersive than Parappa the Rapper, and, of course, containing that Nintendo charm. Overall, it was an average game with mediocre covers of classic songs, but it did give birth to the DK Bongo peripheral. Once you had enough of Donkey Konga and its sequel (and tried it out on Smash Bros.), there did not seem to be much use for the hunk of plastic; I mean, if you consider the size-to-button ratio, you are losing the space-saving-game.

Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (GameCube)

Leave it to Nintendo to make a deep, compelling platformer that only uses two buttons. Consumers had the option to buy the whole package, including the bongos, or just the disc if you had the bongos already (you could also play it with the normal GameCube controller, but where’s the fun in that?). This game was fantastic, and is a must-play for fans of Nintendo that want that truly unique hybrid experience.

Wii Sports (Wii)

What more can I say about Wii Sports than has already been said? Motion controls may not have turned out how we thought they would (only seeing wide application currently paired with VR or AR), but it was really nothing before Wii Sports. Now, it is true that there was motion control games before Wii Sports, and that the Wiimote was not 1:1 like we (at least, I) thought, but from the first time I picked up this game, my view of what video games could be was never the same. I do not think I need to elaborate too much further, as I can almost be certain that everyone reading this blog has either played this or, at least, its sequel, Wii Sports Resort, and had a similar life-altering experience.

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii)

Just as Twilight Princess rolled the dice with motion controls in a beloved Nintendo franchise, Metroid Prime 3 similarly pioneered how the Wiimote would handle first person shooters. Other FPS’s had released on the Wii by the time Prime 3 was released, but those could not be compared to what Corruption brought to the table: not in genre, and certainly not in successful execution. In fact, Prime 3 controlled so great that Nintendo decided to re-release all three games of the trilogy with the new Wiimote controls. The world it created and the story it tells are fantastic as well, but the way Samus controls in the new age was forever revolutionized by this fantastic piece of Nintendo history.

These are just a few examples of Nintendo’s abstractly-controlled masterpieces. What are some of your favorites? The Nintendo Experience continues to grow…

Racing to the Finish in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe


You’ve seen us play Battle Mode against each other, but you haven’t witnessed a good old race to the death! Simeon and Scott are taking to the racetrack and trying to prove who’s the boss, and who is who’s father.

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